Welcome to the mad house! I'm very random, very geeky, very gay and quite frankly I'm not sorry. Enjoy wandering through the insane world that is my mind...



you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil


if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people


swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree


i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem