Welcome to the mad house! I'm very random, very geeky, very gay and quite frankly I'm not sorry. Enjoy wandering through the insane world that is my mind...

 

unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

chroniclesofpanem:

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem